Traffic

I just got yelled at by a man in a neon green Ford Mustang.

These people in Callifornia, the way they drive…

I am going to see just how crazy I can make them…

I am going to drive slowly…. everywhere… all the time… and make them all have heart attacks.

If I don’t jump on the accelrator fast enough when a light turns green, and someone honks at me. I am going to sit all the way through the green light, and maybe go on the yellow or the red.

This is war.

Leave a Reply