Back to the blog.
After a brief hiatus, I have returned. Susi and I went to France for almost a week and had a great time. We walked on the beach, threw rocks, looked at topless fat people. All that good stuff.
Some of the food was incredible and I definitely feel chunkier now. By the way, you always hear about how French drivers are crazy. After traveling a fair number of countries I think it is safe to say that they are the craziest drivers in the world. And they all drive these little tiny cars that look like shoes. I’m not sure what would happen if one hit you, but after all the baguettes and the bouillabaisse I think there could have a shoe pile up that I could have walked away from.
People wear weird socks in France. A few other observations: there is pooop on the pavement, the people on the street actually do wear berets and carry baguettes, they may be the slimmest nation in Europe, the women pout all the time, all men wear pink ties, Orangina is really good… enh, you get the idea.
There was a lot to see.
Oh and the ocean was very pretty, but it was cold.
Not as cold as the pool though.
I had a very authentic experience on a train but don’t feel comfortable writing about it. You can ask me in person if you get the chance.
Last thing, as I just told Peter, my friend from MusicNerve.com (check out his podcast), French Fries are called “Stupid American Sticks”.
Eventually I’ll put up pictures. That actually might look good on my tombstone.