Pit Bull Versus Shark

England is full of pit bulls. Not my favorite animal. However, it
got me thinking. Since they are basically furry chainsaws, what would
happen if there was a fight between a shark and pit bull. The shark,
no doubt would be of higher intelligence, though that isn’t much of a
leap. Andrew, a co-worker, said, “You can’t fight a water animal with
a land animal.” Although that is moot. He also said “The pit bull
would be a fool to go in the water.” Agreed, but pit bulls are fools.
He suggested something like shark vs. piranhas. It could be an
interesting fight, but it would be hard to watch because of all the
fish swarming around gnashing their teeth.
What makes someone want to buy one? It isn’t like they are cuddly. A
pit bull is a killing machine. I have given this way too much
thought.

2 Responses to “Pit Bull Versus Shark”

  1. slideyfoot says:

    I always assumed it was for the macho image - e.g., skinhead with a pitbull on a chain, monkey walking around the estate. But that’s probably being unfair to pitbull owners - I guess there must be some who simply like the breed beyond any image considerations. People who enter their dogs to compete at Crufts, maybe.

  2. Bill says:

    I don’t think you are being unfair.

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