Shakira vs. Madonna
This is the beginning of the dumbest post I have ever put on my blog.
Here is the fight card:
In the blue corner, a Jersey girl with a chip on her shoulder and a fake British accent. She crucifies herself onstage and says it has something to do with AIDS or some crap. She confuses people and calls it art…. Madonna.
In the red corner, hailing from beautiful Colombia, speaking something like 5 languages, she does her own hair, pours oil on
herself to put sin in our hearts and yet still has girls singing her songs… Shakira.
Seriously though, Shakira is amazing. She knows exactly what the public wants and delivers. Personally, I also think she is smart enough to have planned it.
This is the end of the dumbest post I have put on my blog.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:17 am
How can you say that? Madonna rocks! Shakira can not sing she sounds like a goat.
It is true, your dumbest post ever
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 am
I guess I just have more of a crush on Shakira. Even if she does sound like a goat. But… “Baby David”. I mean, what blatant me-too-ism. Angelia gets an African, now I’ll go steal one.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
This has been my provocative topic I’ve posted on my blog. I get heaps of comments about how stupid I am. Which is hilarious. I mean, these are people who write me to tell me how stupid I am for preferring one lousy POP ACT over another. Hello?!?!?! Irony!?!?!?
I’d post the comments but these nasty little Madonna fans have no manners. It only makes me like Sharkira more and more.
Also, if you are tempted to respond to this, remember, you are an idiot. I don’t mean, you are an idiot for what you are doing, I mean you are really stupid. It doesn’t matter.