Burqa King
I saw a woman wearing a burqa at the mall today. God I wish I had a better camera on my phone.
She was sitting on a bench in front of Burger King with three (3) Primark bags. She had her eyes covered so I didn’t know if she was watching me or not.
Primark, for you Yanks, is a like a Old Navy without their innocence and joie de vivre.
It has more a Chav (Council Housed And Violent) focus, however it has recently become a bit hipper.
In other super-important and earth-shattering news.
David Beckham was spotted wearing a cardigan at the wedding of Tom Cruise and that Katie Holmes. This is a HUGE deal in this country. If you recall, on January 02, 2006, my brother John and I led the charge of the cardigan in to the fashion world. Now, all of a sudden David Beckham wears one and it is a big deal.
Oh well.
(By the way, I will never write another word about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I’m actually embarrassed that I have, but I needed a point of reference about the cardigan, I wasn’t name-dropping.)