words, words, words

On January 12th, I was on TV. Celebrity Big Brother’s Big Mouth came to Roger’s gym and filmed and I was one of the people selected to give my opinion. They wanted to know who I thought would win… I told them Shilpa. Because she was the most attractive. The truth is, I had only seen one picture of her. I had called Susi from work saying I might be on TV and I needed a sound byte. We both agreed that Shilpa was a good selection, and I thought it would be good for race relations in this country.
Turns out, I was on the right track.

There is racism in the house against Shilpa, a lovely Bollywood star. This has created almost an international incident. They are burning the shows producers in effigy in India.

They are going to need to sequester some C.H.A.V.s once they get out of the house.

I promise not to talk about being on TV or Big Brother ever again. (Or be on TV again.)
Terrible.

* CHAV is an acronym adopted from the police for Council Housed And Violent.

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