So the scientists all agree about one thing for certain. The earth is heating up. They are mostly in agreement that it is our fault. They seem to have a lot of different opinions on what is going to happen if it continues heats up.
Is it a crisis? Should I hop in my private jet to fly somewhere and shake my fist with the rest of the forward-looking people on the planet? I’m not too sure. Weather is very very complicated. We are members of a race that can fly around and dodge flaming junk, but we still can’t predict if it will be raining 3 weeks from now. At any rate, let’s assume that global warming will be very very bad.
Here is my solution: Let’s find the worlds best carbon experts, maybe at a bicycle company, and find a way to pull the carbon out of the air and give it to them. It can’t really be that complicated. Again, we can split the atom… We can use the carbon to make bicycles and we can all ride around instead of producing carbon dioxide.
Tah-dah, problem solved. And for my next trick….