The gauntlet has been thrown, I hereby challenge Matt Damon to a cage fight.
Matt, don’t pretend you haven’t read this, I’ll say it again, in case you don’t read so good: I challenge you to fight me.
You pick the rules. I prefer a no-holds-barred contest. You pick the location: be it a ring, cage, octagon, or shark filled waters, those are all fine with me, but I prefer something within walking distance of my home.
I eagerly await your response.
Chicken …. bawk bawk bawk.
Any particular reason why, or did I miss some news report about him training something or other?
I remember one of the Carlson guys here in London mentioning that they’d shown Damon some groundwork (the guy in question works in film), but no idea if that lead to him signing up somewhere.
Not really. I just wanted to extend the challenge. There is something about him that bothers me. I think it is the number of “i’m a misunderstood genius/brawler” films that he has made. Don’t you have any celebrity wankers that you would want to challenge to step into the Octagon? I have a few.