I will write more about this when I am not so tired, but today I received my brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
To say that I feel honored is a gross understatement.
I will write more about this when I am not so tired, but today I received my brown belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
To say that I feel honored is a gross understatement.
We just returned from a long trip to the States. It was really nice to see some family and eat various types of food.
I also trained a few times while traveling which was interesting. The BJJ in the USA and Brazil are different.
It is not summer in Porto Alegre, far from it. But two days ago there was a mysterious heat-wave. It took everyone by surprise. During the warmup I started feeling dizzy, but kept on going, thinking, I can’t stop and say “I feel dizzy”. I would prefer to faint. Most people have some amount of practice helping someone who has lost consciousness at BJJ class.
Turns out I wasn’t the only one, though. A few people had to stop training because of “low blood pressure”. Which I think is a tougher way of putting it than, “I’m going to swoon.”
Holy crap, did I just write a blog post about the weather.
I gotta go play with the baby.
I returned today from the 2009 Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Brasileiros’ in Rio.
I wound up getting second in my division.
This made me pretty happy as it was a huge competition with a lot of talent. The first fights went very well, but in the final I ran into problems with a very strong fighter.
Other than that, it was a good trip, short, but with a lot of really good training.
(Full results of the competition are here.)
There are really severe ups and downs in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Some days you can do almost anything you try, other days, you can’t do anything.
I have a theory about this. One that has kept me going in the times when you want to pack it in and go home.
So here it is:
Whenever you feel like you are having a great day, your opponent is having a crappy day, and vice versa.
For me, lately, it has been pretty close to 50/50. Good day, crap day. Of course that could be a self-fulfilling prophesy, but to demand good days just doesn’t work.
At the very least, this lets you go easier on people who are having a bad day when you in top form. And this, along with the fact that I live incredibly close to the gym, keeps me going when I’m in a funk.
I am certainly no zen master (for example: I really wanted to throw my malfunctioning alarm clock out the 10th story window today) so I’m not going to start selling self-help books. But I think we’ve all felt the roller-coaster of emotions of training, and it is far too easy to quit.
We returned from Rio today.
It was a lot of fun, and no crime to report. The only thing that was remotely dodgy was the fireworks on Copacabana. There was a small explosion on one of the barges offshore from which they launch the fireworks and then the fireworks started to shoot into the crowd.
It was chaos. It felt like a war zone, large colorful explosions, lots of smoke, screams, and stampeding. Susi, completely unperturbed by the whistles and booms was packing her bags. She obviously couldn’t hear me as I tried to yell over the screams, “Just leave it!”
We met up with a number of different friends from London and spent a lot of time on the beach. I also went with Roger to train at Gracie Barra, which was great, but a bit humbling. There were more black belts than any other belt and they were all really friendly and helpful, as they smashed you. (Roger’s Mom wrote a book about Carlos Gracie, to be released in March, which I am looking forward to reading. In Portuguese, gulp…)
Rio is a great city. I think by far it is the most beautiful in the world. The natural landscape is breathtaking and the people are really nice. I’m sure that we will go back to visit again soon.
I’ll put up some pictures soon.
This isn’t a survey course. I’ve just been trying to communicate at the gym and have been trying to write down the words as I learn them. I figure, since other people might be in a similar situation someday I should publish my notes.
First of all, a caveat, I have a bad habit of trying, mentally, to bridge the gaps between Spanish and Portuguese. This is not a good idea. I mean, basic structure and some vocabulary is similar, but the I do not advise attempting a shotgun wedding of different and distinct Romance languages.
Some of the things they say in English are said as Brazilian words. So things like “Roll”, as in “Nice roll” are pronounced “Hole”. Learning to understand English words in Portuguese is like learning an entirely new language. Susi’s favorite, “Red Hot Chili Peppers” is pronounced “Hedgey Hodgey Shilly Peppers”. “Titanic” is pronounced “Chi Cha Nee Key”.
Oh and this isn’t supposed to be a definitive guide, I am learning Portuguese in Porto Alegre, and I’ve been here a month and a half. They have a bunch of distinctive Gaúcho words for things… so your mileage may vary! By the way, if anyone has any words to add or corrections, please let me know!
| Parts of the Body. | |
|---|---|
| Hips: | Quadril (!) |
| Throat | Garganta |
| Neck | Pescoço |
| Foot | Pé |
| Head | Cabeça |
| Shoulder | Ombro |
| Knees | Joelhos |
| Toes | Dedos do pé |
| Shoulder Blade | Omo Plata |
| Ankle | Tornozelo |
| Calf | Canela |
| Arm | Braço |
| Forearm | Antebraço |
| Belly | Barriga |
| Hand | Mão |
| Fingers | Dedos |
| Thumb | Polegar |
| Back | Costas |
| Elbow | Cotovelo |
| Heel | Calcanhar |
| Waist | Cintura |
| Chin | Queixo |
| Bone | Osso |
| Positional Stuff | |
|---|---|
| Posture | Postura (!) |
| Escape the Hips | Fugir de Quadril |
| “Pummel” | Esgrima **** |
| All Fours | Vira De Quatro |
| Arm Bar: | Arm(y) Lock(y) or Chave de Braço |
| Knee Bar | Leg(y) Lock(y) |
| Foot Lock | Chave de pe |
| Americana | Americana |
| Kimura | Kimura |
| Side Control | Cem Kilos |
| Guard | Guarda |
| Mount | Montada |
| Choke | Estrangulamento |
| Triangle | Triângulo |
| Rear Naked Choke | Mata-Leão (Pronounced “Mah tah Lay-Owng”) |
| To Roll: | Roll (Pronounced “Hole”) |
| Pushup | Flexão |
| Situp / Crunch | Abdominal Cortina (?) |
| Grips | Pegadas |
| Throw | Queda |
| Take down | Derrubar (mais ou menos) |
| Hook | Gancho |
| Pull | Puxe * |
| Push | Empurre ** |
| Escape | Saida |
| Sweep | Raspar |
| Clock | Relogio |
| Wristlock | Mäo de Vaca |
| Half-Guard | Meia-Guarda |
| On top of | Encima |
| Above | Acima |
| Below, beneath | Debaixo |
| Warmup | Crescimento |
| Strech | Alongamento |
| Somersault | Cambalhota |
| Colors and Kit | |
|---|---|
| Belt | Faixa |
| Sleeve: | Manga |
| Collar | Gola |
| Lapel: | Lapela |
| Gi | Kimono *** |
| Mat | Tatame *** |
| White | Branco |
| Blue | Azul |
| Purple | Roxa |
| Brown | Marron |
| Black | Preta |
Something else I noticed. Learning people’s names is nearly impossible. You ask them their name and they tell you , and then you never hear it again. I’ve been training for about 6 weeks and I have about 4 names myself, so don’t be surprised if they person that told you their name is called by a million different nicknames.
Oh and here is a bonus one, this one is a reverse Portuguese to English, since we don’t have a word for it. You know during the warm up, there is a stretch where you roll back and put your feet on the floor by your head. Hmm… it is hard to describe, it is sort of half of a plow pose in yoga. This is called gangorra in Portuguese. It is pronounced “gahn go ha”, and it means “seesaw”. The Brazilians tend to rock back-and-forth a few times, as well.
Slang. This is another tricky topic, because along with the regional dialects, for example, Gaúcho versus Fluminense, the slang can vary almost from neighborhood to neighborhood. I could write a PhD about this, so I’ll leave the topic alone for now. But some of the words might not make a whole lot of sense from one gym to another.
Hospital = Hospital. But the real difference is the price. In America it is too expensive to go. In Brazil, you can afford it.
* = This one is a bit tricky, it sounds like “poo-shay” , so you would think it means push. It doesn’t.
** = “em poo hey” Like Spanish.
*** = These are really Japanese words, aren’t they.
**** = This is to pummel for underhooks, but the direct translation in Portuguese is “fence”, the sport, not the barrier to entry.
(A brief note: this page gets a lot of traffic from all over the world, which is awesome. I like to think people find what they are looking for on the page, and I am going to keep updating the list as I learn more helpful words, but if anyone has any specific questions, let me know. I will ask at the gym the very next day. It is easy for me to overlook things that might be useful to others. It doesn’t have to be only BJJ technique specific things. For example porrada is a good word to know. Feel free to write a comment at the bottom of the page or email me: bkoplitz@gmail.com)